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WOOGA

For your viewing pleasure, you will now be fed a complete waste of time.


The Beggining

KHAIRIL: Hello.
LEE: hielloi ia am a ccfrudddy typpier
KHAIRIL: Wot?
LEE: Halo
KHAIRIL: I wonder, is Yogi reading this?
LEE: Hello...
KHAIRIL: Or Robert, maybe...
LEE: HALO!!!
KHAIRIL: Maybe just some other sad pathetic jerk off...
LEE: HHAALLOO!! KHAIRIL: Deja vu? LEE: Don't play with guns boys. You might get burnt.
KHAIRIL: I'm not listening to you.
LEE: He's just a big baby.
KHAIRIL: Nananananana...I can't here you...
LEE: Do you want to go to a person who has GHEE!!! in his hair.
KHAIRIL: Or you could just mail some fat bastard.
LEE: Or you could just mail the person who has ghee above.
KHAIRIL: What is ghee?
LEE: It's an indian omelette.
KHAIRIL: He wears indian omeletes on his head?
LEE: Who, stomata men?
KHAIRIL: No.
LEE: Brr...brr... its cold.
KHAIRIL: What, ghee?
LEE: No, stomata men.
KHAIRIL: What do stomata men look like?
LEE: Holes around their body 'ooo, gaurd cells, oo gaurd cells!!'
KHAIRIL: Ooo...ooo, Betty, oooo...
LEE: Let's bet foreign currency.
KHAIRIL: What about italians?
LEE: What about them?
KHAIRIL: Well, lets use them.
LEE: I can't think of anything to say now.
KHAIRIL: No, I'm serious, we take it out of Bogi.
LEE: They have to be really small then.
KHAIRIL: Don't worry, we can put them in Sainsbury's bags and shove them up our bottoms.
LEE: Speaks chinese.
KHAIRIL: I like chinese, they go up to your knees...
LEE: I like Malaysians, they eat asam.
KHAIRIL: I like Singaporeans, they have many rambutanians, and lots of durianians...
LEE: Johny.
KHAIRIL: Wanna see something really annoying?
LEE: Supreme underwears of the century.
KHAIRIL: i'll take that as a yes: ............................................................................................................................................................................
LEE: Whats a winsock?
KHAIRIL: Something people with bad wind problems put on their feet.
LEE: Johny.
KHAIRIL: Hello.
LEE: Ah beng.
KHAIRIL: Ah beng beng ah!! Beng beng beng!
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century.
KHAIRIL: What's ghee?
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century.
KHAIRIL: Take your hand out of my bottom.
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century.
KHAIRIL: Let go of my nipples.
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century.
KHAIRIL: No, I'm wearing Calvin Klein.
LEE: No. No no. Johny.
KHAIRIL: ...
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century.
KHAIRIL: Supreme bra of the decade.
LEE: Magnificent banjo of south east asia.
KHAIRIL: Increadible drawing pin of the toilet next to Hamermith Odean, right by Sainsburys. You know the one. Don't you. Ah, you must be foreign.
LEE: Fantastical users of toilet paper.
KHAIRIL: Shut up.
LEE: One. Wipe your mouth.
KHAIRIL: I told you not to say toilet paper.
LEE: Victor Ubashengwa Martin.
KHAIRIL: What, you mean the human roasted peanut-for-a-head?
LEE: Supreme underwear of the...(THWACK!!) KHAIRIL: Bastard.
LEE: Rhymes with CUSTARD!!!
KHAIRIL: (Whomp!) Ooh, ooh, my bollocks, my bollocks!!!
LEE: There it is.
KHAIRIL: Where? (WHOOMP!!) Ah..!!!
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century!!!!
KHAIRIL: RIGHT!!!
LEE: LEFT!!!!
KHAIRIL: RIGHT!!!
LEE: I am wearing SUPREME UNDERWEAR OF THE CENTURY!!! No pain to bollocks!!
KHAIRIL: There will be now.
LEE: (WHOOMP!!!!!!)
KHAIRIL; There it is!
LEE: No pain!!!
KHAIRIL: Eh?
LEE: Supreme underwear of the century!!
KHAIRIL: Stop it.
LEE: Two.
KHAIRIL: Wh...e...?...?...!...?
LEE: bollocks, i've got two.

And now, in Chaucer language.

KHEAIREEL: I am a veray parfait, gentil maen.
LIIIIIIII: Soopreime Oondaweir ov thee Senthuree.

and now, in shakespear.

YE KHAIRIL: I haveth a cricket bateth in my handeth.
YE LEE: Mac Lee doth sleep no more... not witheth... Supremeth Underwearth ofeth the centuryeth!!!

and now in the language spoken in the year 2000.

9673672: 4866 34486445 32184956 8795000678?
6668787: Supreme Underwear of the century.

and now in Ah Beng.

AH BENG KHAIRIL: Yo...ah bewng beng...yo...I'm wearing a purple Marks & Spencers shirt and yellow Burberry's trousers, a yo. What's the time, a yo?
AH BENG LEE: Ah beng beng beng beng supreme beng ah beng underwear ah beng beng beng of beng the beng century!!!

and now in the year 4508

KHAIRIL: LEE:

See, they'd be dead by then wouldn't they? Bastard!!

LEE: Rhymes with supreme underwear of the century!!!!
KHAIRIL: Wooga.
LEE: (Clap clap) I agree!!
(fart...BOOOOM!!!!)

(f.fff.f.f..t....BABOOM!!!)

NOYAYO